The Devil's Doorbell

I was wandering through Threads when I saw a post by a Christian about the clitoris - calling it the Devil's Doorbell and it sounded such fun! [Verse 1] They said don’t touch, don’t you dare That button’s wired straight to hell down there One ring, two rings, Satan’s on the line “Oh honey, I’ve been waiting, come on in, you’re mine!” [Chorus] Ding dong! It’s the Devil’s Doorbell Press it once and you’ll go to hell Ding dong! Ain’t it funny as hell That the Devil’s got a doorbell just for girls [Verse 2] They tell you it’s for babies, not for fun But the clitoris has one job (and makin’ kids ain’t one) Bad chemicals? Nah, it’s dopamine Science class called, they want their facts back, please! [Chorus] Ding dong! It’s the Devil’s Doorbell Press it once and you’ll go to hell Ding dong! Ain’t it funny as hell That the Devil’s got a doorbell just for girls [Bridge] If you keep on pressing, Satan might confess He just likes the music when you ring that address So play that little buzzer, don’t believe the lies Hell’s too busy dealing with the billionaires in ties [Final Chorus] Ding dong! It’s the Devil’s Doorbell Press it twice and you’ll feel real swell Ding dong! Ain’t it funny as hell That the Devil’s Doorbell makes the angels yell [Outro – spoken, tongue-in-cheek preacher voice] “Now sisters, if you feel that unholy urge to sin… Just remember, every time you ring it… You’re keeping the Devil awake with a grin!”[ [Chorus] Ding dong! It’s the Devil’s Doorbell Press it once and you’ll go to hell Ding dong! Ain’t it funny as hell That the Devil’s got a doorbell just for girls [Chorus] Ding dong! It’s the Devil’s Doorbell Press it once and you’ll go to hell Ding dong! Ain’t it funny as hell That the Devil’s got a doorbell just for girls 26 August 2025 at 13:16

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